Do you have a Tumblr/blog/Instagram dedicated to the outdoors? Do you forage, grow or hunt all the food you eat? Do you take photos of kids playing outside and caption it with trite bullshit like, “Thank God, not an iPad in sight”? THERE’S NOTHING WORSE THAN LUDDITES EXCEPT LUDDITES THAT AREN’T REALLY LUDDITES, BUT JUST PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE WHO PRETEND THEY DON’T WATCH TV BECAUSE THEY WATCH IT ON A TABLET INSTEAD. Shout out to people who think consumer culture is killing the human race and our environment, while simultaneously killing trees to print a magazine about reconnecting with nature. Not into nature? Well, that cute girl with braids is into nature. Therefore, you are into nature. Transitive property, motherfucker.